Abner Serd

Author | Humorist | Storyteller

Hitherin Yawn

Figure standing in open water at sunset

“Hitherin Yawn” is a footnote in my novel The Legend of Pedestrio. It refers to a yawn so wide and so deep, the term has become synonymous with great distances. Speaking of which …

In 2022 I walked 1,700 miles across North America to promote The Legend of Pedestrio (which is, in fact, a novel about walking). This blog documents that journey. Enjoy!


  • Day 57: New London to Scandinavia, WI

    If we had arrived in Manawa, Wisconsin a week later, the town would have been hopping: the Midwestern Rodeo is next weekend. Don’t know where all those folks aim to go for breakfast on a Sunday morning — the only open restaurant we could find was a Subway. But after ten miles of walking, we…

  • Day 56: Appleton to New London, WI

    The universe handed us some unexpected gifts today. Did you ever imagine that road construction could be such a boon to pedestrians? Do stick around till the end of today’s vlog — or fast forward, if you must. There’s something about New London you’ve just gotta see!

  • Day 55: Appleton, WI

    We spent an extra day here in Appleton because I had an afternoon storytelling event lined up — after which I didn’t think I could get far enough out of town to have much hope of finding a campsite. As you know, I live for these events. They’re my whole reason for being out here….

  • Day 54: Brillion to Appleton, WI

    Today was a day of peaks and valleys. Well, sort of. I mean, the peaks weren’t all that high, and tell you true, the valleys weren’t all that low (notwithstanding the fact they felt pretty subterranean at the time). It started when we heard the birds singing, and we knew we had to get up….

  • Day 53: Manitowoc to Brillion, WI

    Today’s vlog addresses the question: are there any mosquitoes in Wisconsin? Opinions seem to vary. I reckon we’ll find out soon enough.

  • Day 52: Ludington, MI to Manitowoc, WI

    Today we crossed Lake Michigan on the S.S. Badger: the last coal-fired passenger steamship operating in the United States. To me, the journey was very exciting! But then, I’m the kind of guy who enjoys standing in the bow of a ship, staring at the horizon for hours on end. Oh, yes — I filmed…

  • Day 51: Branch Township to Ludington, MI

    This day is all about anticipation as we make our way to Ludington. For a month, we have been threading a route around and between the Great Lakes. One more stands in our way. Lake Michigan is too big to go around; we might as well cross it in style. But that’s tomorrow’s adventure. All…

  • Day 50: Idlewild to Branch Township, MI

    Folks, as we hit 50 days and come near the 1,000-mile mark of this journey, let’s take a moment to remember the reason we’re here: this is not just any old cross-country hike. It’s a most unusual book tour for a most unusual book. The Legend of Pedestrio is a comic wilderness adventure — part…

  • Day 49: Hersey to Idlewild, MI

    This was our last full day on the Pere Marquette Rail Trail, and we had it to ourselves almost the entire day. We enjoyed seeing the fog at sunrise, and although we didn’t get to explore Reed City, we learned that it used to serve as the junction of two railroads — and now two…

  • Day 48: Sears to Hersey, MI

    Doesn’t feel like we came that far today — but then again, that was the mission of the day: don’t go too far. Slow the pace down. We have reservations on the S.S. Badger to cross Lake Michigan the morning of June 21st; it doesn’t do us any good to get to Ludington early. We…